August 31, 2007

Very interesting Post - If I had to defend Bin Laden

From Hot Air, here are prominent attorneys discussing how they would defend Bin Laden if he was captured and brought to trial.  Very interesting, very depressing....and at times very scary.


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Friday Funnies

Tonite's Friday Funnies will be from the Great Comedian George Carlin!

On the Ten Commandments


Dirty Words


Religion is Bullshit

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August 30, 2007

Ummmmmmmmmmm

Well, the political posts aren't sparking discussions....

The who is better than who...started to spark discussions..but then quickly died....LOL

I guess we will go to the tried and true! LOL

T'Pau - Heart and Soul


Nu Shooz - I can't wait


Expose - Come Go With Me


Safire - Boy I've Been Told


The Bucketheads - The Bomb (These sounds fall into my mind)


Armand Van Heldon - The Funk Phenenomen

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BBC is the Enemy

From LGF!

If any of you get your news from the BBC, you might as well stop now.  Why?  Simple, if this does not SCREAM BIAS, then you need to buy yourself a clue!

Abd Al-Bari Atwan, editor-in-chief of the UK-based Arabic daily Al-Quds Al-Arabi, told a Lebanese TV interviewer he will dance in Trafalgar Square when Iran nukes Israel.

Bari Atwan is also a contributor to the BBC and Sky News, neither of whom seem to have much of a problem with this.

Bari Atwan founded the pan-Arab daily in London in 1989, and today the paper has a circulation of around 50,000. He is also a regular commentator on Sky News and BBC News 24.

Sky News refused to comment specifically on his comments.

“It is not our policy to comment on what contributors may or may not say on other channels,” said Adrian Wells, head of foreign news at Sky.

A BBC spokesman told The Jerusalem Post that editors make decisions based on the following BBC guidelines.

“We should not automatically assume that academics and journalists from other organizations are impartial and make it clear to our audience when contributors are associated with a particular viewpoint.”

Here’s the video of Bari Atwan’s fervent wish for Israel to suffer a nuclear attack, from MEMRI TV:



Click picture to play video. Requires Windows Media Player; Mac users should install Flip4Mac.

Also see:
The Shield of Achilles: UK Editor Calls for Nuclear Destruction in Israel


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Green Day vs. the Killers

Ok, who is better and why?

UPDATE:  7 am.

Here is my vote, I vote for the Killers.  Because I loathe Green Day.  I think Green Day are composed of a bunch of pretentious, disloyal, unpatriotic hicks who do not have enough brain cells to think about the effects that their music has on people who listen to it. (Yes I am completely referring to their American Idiot Album).  I used to think their earlier stuff was cool..but that American Idiot album showed me that all they cared about was appealing to the lowest common denominator.   And the Killers totally gained my respect when they basically said the same thing about Green Day on MTV!

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August 29, 2007

Ultimate Chuztpah!!!

Umm...This has to be the joke of the day...I would laugh if it wasn't absolutely pitiful..but it seems Hezbullah is going to sue Israel for the 2006 war.  Hot Air, Yourish and LGF already have it.  Here is the meaty part:

Hezbollah is planning to file a host of lawsuits against Israel over the damages it caused during the Second Lebanon War. Lebanese individuals with dual citizenship will file the suits in the countries where they hold citizenship.

Attorney Ibrahim Awada, who heads Hezbollah’s legal department, revealed the plan last week on a Syrian television program devoted to “Zionist crimes against Lebanon.” He said that each plaintiff will hire a lawyer in the country where he files suit, and Hezbollah will pay the lawyers’ fees.

The Lebanese government began mulling lawsuits against Israel immediately after the war ended last summer, but was stymied by the fact that United Nations Security Council Resolution 1701, which ended the war, blamed Hezbollah, rather than Israel, for its outbreak. The government therefore set up a legal committee to explore more limited options, such as suits specifically over Israel’s use of cluster bombs and destruction of infrastructure.

Did the world go crazy and forget to tell me?  When did we enter the twilight zone?  Meryl had the best comment:

Yeah, good luck with that, schmucks. I’m going to take a wild guess and say that Israel isn’t going to bother responding to this one. It’s almost as stupid as the Egyptians threatening to sue Israel for the property the Hebrew slaves took from Egypt. (That one was ended when Jewish lawyers threatened to countersue for 400 years of slavery.)

And, according to the comments at Yourish.com.  YES the lawsuit described in her comment did happen!

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Male Bathroom Ettiqute

In light of the Senator Craig situation..Ace kindly posted this bathroom etiquette clip!

Enjoy!


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Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

I just did!  Oh my...I am still wiping the tears from my eyes catching my breath....Oh shit that was fun!

Here was the scope.  From Ace! LOL

Science Finds Jessica Alba Has Perfect Shake With Those Fries

The mathematically perfect hips-to-waist ratio, resulting in the ideal waggle.

I'm really only linking this for this line, right from the story:

The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition ...

Why was I not informed? I'm pretty sure I could have made it to the national quaterfinals, easy, if I'd known they were running a Jessica Alba Sashay Beat Off Competition.

Via Allah.

Here are the comments that were just so hilarious that I was in tears:

I don't understand the fascination with Jessica Alba, she's cute alright, but she just doesn't have that womanly thing going on.

I prefer the Raquel Welches, Linda Carter and Selma Hayek types, curvacious and bodacious baby..
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#5 so you like really old women?
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JB,

As a matter of fact I do! What's your mom doing tonight?
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JB,

I keeed, I keeeed.
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my mom is 96 you sick bastard!

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Music for a Wednesday Evening

We are going down the classic crates today, just to keep ya'll on your toes!

The Buckinghams - Kind of a drag


Jay & The Americans - Come a little bit closer


Because my nephew taunted me...I am throwing this in there

Perry Como - Magic Moments

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Senator Larry Craig - Republican from Idaho

I haven't really talked about this because, whenever there is a sex scandal and it involves a Republican it always gets a good airing out in the MSM.  Many blogs are covering it and some are already demanding his resignation.  Honestly, if he broke a law he should resign.  But, right now we do not know the full story other than his George Michael bathroom escapades.  But, Ace (Jack M) has uncovered an Exclusive!  And, I must share it...I must I must!

Enjoy!

Larry Craig, Tap Three Times

You know him as a Senator from Idaho. You know him as a man who apparently cruises airport bathrooms in search of anonymous sex partners. You know him as a member of the Singing Senators.

But do you know him as a multi-platinum recording artist? You should. Because now, the truth can come out be told.

It was 1978. Disco was King. And Larry Craig was a player on the scene. Drawing inspiration from Tony Orlando and Dawn, whose song "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Want Me" was a huge hit in 1971, Craig entered a Boise, Idaho recording studio and recorded his own version.

In order to preserve his political viability, and to slyly incorporate both his initials and to wink at legendary recording artist Barry Manilow, Craig recorded his cover under the name "Lola Copacabana." Craig/Copacabana truly explored the studio space, and the resulting record "Tap Three Times On the Stall Floor if You Want Me" became an instant classic.

Sadly, copies of the audio no longer exist. All that is left is a handwritten copy of the original lyrics that appear to have been hastily scribbled on Charmin tissue paper. In order to ensure that posterity never forgets Craig's contribution to the development of rock music (perhaps he's the father of the alternative music scene...who can say?) I have reproduced them for you here.

Enjoy.

Tap Three Times On the Stall Floor if you Want Me
as recorded by Lola Copacabana.

Hey guy, whatcha doin in there?
Urinating alone isn't right when I'm right alongside you
I can see you'd rather be playin
I can hear what your body is sayin
One stall away, and you don't even know me
I love you

Oh my darlin
Tap three times on the stall floor if you want me
Flush the commode, if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness (tap, tap, tap)
Means you'll meet me in the stall, yay!
Twice on the john means you ain't gonna show

If I brush your leg with my foot tonite,
or reach under the stall with with a note that's attached to my heart
Read how many times I peeped in at you
How in my silence i adored you
And only in my dreams did that stall between us come apart

Oh my darlin
Tap three times on the stall floor if you want me
Flush the commode, if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness (tap, tap, tap)
Means you'll meet me in the stall, yay!
Twice on the john means you ain't gonna show

Oh I can see you'd rather be playing
I know what your body is saying
One stall away and you don't even know me
I love you

Oh my darlin
Tap three times on the stall floor if you want me
Flush the commode, if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness (tap, tap, tap)
Means you'll meet me in the stall, yay!
Twice on the john means you ain't gonna show

UPDATE: By request, Tony Orlando and Dawn perform the version you probably know.

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Vacation update part 8 or 9

Ok, today I should be able to officially apply for my passport.  I have everything necessary to prove that I exist.  LOL

And, I received the Rosetta Stone software today!  Now I just need some time to play the role of a student. 

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Who will Hamas and Hezbullah endorse for President?

Seriously, I would like to know..so I know who NOT to support....but it seems we did get Castro's endorsement (I guess his deathwatch is over)!  From Ace (well LauraW).

Castro Endorses Hillary

I find it curious that foreign regimes who are officially or unofficially enemies of the US never fail to endorse Democrat candidates.

"The word today is that an apparently unbeatable ticket could be Hillary for president and Obama as her running mate," he wrote in an editorial column on U.S. presidents published on Tuesday by Cuba's Communist Party newspaper, Granma.

What is it about Republicans that commies and terrorists don't like?**

Democrats and hostile regimes, the tongue-baths flow in both directions.

**This post is troll-bait. I'm bored.

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Robert Plant Videos

Robert Plant has always been cool, from the time he was in Led Zeppelin...but also as a solo artist.  Though, I will be honest, I never cared for his collaboration  in the Honey Drippers.  But, with that aside, lets explore some of his solo work:

In the Mood


Tall Cool One



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South Park vs. The Simpsons

Who Which is better and why?

Personally I lean towards South Park.  I think the Simpsons stopped being funny about 10 years ago.  South Park is always on top and relevant.  Cartman is just Freaking hilarious! 

I mean come on, what type of show can get away with saying Tom Cruise - come out of the closet?   And what show can get away with showing Muhammad (before the infamous episode)?

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!


What say you?

Ok for those of you who have said "Family Guy" LOL...and seriously let me contain my laughter...lets have the masters Matt and Trey give their thoughts on Family Guy:


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August 28, 2007

GOP Straw Poll

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Condom recall?

Ok, my question is just how did they know there was a problem in the first place?

From Ace - as you all probably expected!

20 Million Condoms Recalled

Relax. They're all in South Africa.

All approved by a government official accused of taking bribes from the manufacturer to ignore condom safety standards.

The condoms did not meet several standard tests for strength, pressure and lubrication, said Mngadi.

I for one do not want to know anything about these standards, or if the tests involve a fuck lion.

I. do. not. want. to. know.

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Wouldn't you hate to be the one to have discovered this...uh....mishap?

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Top South Park Episodes!

Yep, from Ace!

Off the top of my head:

Trapped in a Closet
World of war craft
The Jackosaur
Jesus vs Santa
Snuke
Passion of the Jew
Mecha-Streisand
Scott tennemun must die
The one where they re-enact the They Live Fight (TIMMAH!) Cripple fight!
Hot Catholic Love

OH man I keep thinking of great episodes like Cartman as that Slutty Vietnamese Whore and Cartman as Hitler for Halloween! LOL

What are your favorites!

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My Week of Suffering

Begins tonight because I have to be over at my sister's house watching the niece and nephew!  THIS SUCKS MAN! LOL...well not really LOL...but damn..I wont have a moment of privacy let alone peace!  And I wont be around my cats....I will be lucky to be able to stop in twice a day to check in on them!  At least this time will be easier than last time since I do have my laptop LOL.  Boy I do think I need to upgrade the Ram in it though

Also, I will have to wake up at about 3:30 am to make sure I am at work on time with the commute! I will be praying for Saturday! LOL

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Facebook

Some probably already know, but a few of us have facebooks now.   I will be posting links on the side of the blog for those who want to add us to a growing little community. 

Facebook, IMHO, is better than myspace.  Feel free to check it out.

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Sex and the Politican

From Ace

Oh my this is funny! 

Dennis Kucinich: Go Vegan And You Can Get Some Young Ass

Sexiful:

Kucinich said he was “singularly positioned” to lead on health care issues as president because he has forsaken animal-based food products in his diet.

“This is why I happen to be a vegan. People want a president who’s healthy, because if you’re healthy, you can think right,” Kucinich said. “I’m 60 years old, my wife’s 29. Draw your own conclusions."

I've got some conclusions but they have very little to do with veganism.

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Here is the Best Comments Evah!

>>I've got some conclusions but they have very little to do with veganism.

How about Vaginism?

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>>No fish tacos or clams for Dennis?  Come on, every now and then a guy likes to dine at the Y.

He is a vegan. He probably just tosses some salad.

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Hm.

He's using his wife's youth as a badge of his own virility and vigor.

I didn't think he'd objectify a woman like that. Furthermore, we're talking about this guy. Bragging about....(throws up in mouth). Ugh. Excuse me.


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