December 18, 2007

Islamic Car to be available in 2011

My thoughts are this car must be an automatic and portable IED.  I mean come on.....whenver there is a car reck it will automatically turn to shrapnel and it will automatically alert all muslims to do a car swarm.  These jokes just write themselves!

I wonder what would happen if a Jewish Driver hits a Muslim car?

Well from Ace!

First "Islamic Car" To Roll Out In 2011

Allah willing, of course.

The car will have options including a compass to find Mecca and a compartment for a Koran. Priced between $8,700 and $12,000, the vehicle is meant to appeal to buyers who would like a car designed with Muslims in mind and produced by a company that acts in line with Muslim values.

In addition, the vehicle will come standard with "smart" airbags which will not deploy if the onboard sensors detect an infidel or Jew is behind the wheel.

In addition, the car's "rich, Corinthian leather" is designed to harden into shrapnel if the car is used as a vehicle-borne improvised explosive device.

Via PJM.

Posted by: Ace at 05:35 PM

You guys have to read the comments.  Funny stuff over there for example:

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2.  La Cucaracha

3.  General Lee

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