November 08, 2007

Mother of the year!!!

From Ace - yeah I know big surprise!

A Birthday Surprise Gone Terribly Wrong Right

This woman may turn out to be the winner of the Ace Of Spade HQ Mother of the Year Award for an apparent accident.

…having a female stripper surprise your son in front of his teacher in class would not feature on many wish-lists.

Yet that's what happened when one woman booked a special performer for her son's big day.

She stipulated that the surprise take place in drama class - and even asked the teacher to film it so the family could see the boy's reaction.

But - thanks to what has been put down as a booking error - a female stripper turned up in place of the gorilla-suited man the unnamed mother had apparently asked for.

The stripper, who arrived on cue halfway through the lesson, first walked the birthday boy around the classroom on all fours.

Then, gyrating to the sounds of Britney Spears, she spanked him before stripping down to her bra and knickers and insisting the "naughty" schoolboy rub cream all over her body.

At that point, the teacher - who had not been told what the surprise would entail - called an immediate end to the show.

Look, mistakes were made and we’ll all look back on this some day and laugh. The important thing is this young man continues to get his education and somebody posts pictures of the stripper online.

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