August 23, 2007

My humor

Occasionally I can come up with a one liner that just hits the ball right out of the park. It does not happen very often, but when it does...wow.  Even I am awed LOL.

For example when I worked at PacifiCare, I had a good friend who kept bragging about her going to see George Straight in concert.  She kept going on and on...and well...it was COUNTRY MUSIC...LOL after a few hours...I had to put her in check..so she comes over to my area and starts gloatting and I respond to her...totally deadfaced and said, Darlene, I cant understand a word your saying...I don't speak inbred.  Totally unexpected..and I had gotten full affect...she just started laughing so much she lost coordination and when she tried to swing at me...she missed and almost fell down laughing.  Everyone in my department just complimented my put down LOL

Well, a couple of  days ago...it happened again.  WickedPinto has a blog (he commented here a few times) his blog is called Absolute Moral Authority.  He had a post:


As I’m sure you know, I’m all about cats, especially those cute little funny one’s.

NO I’m Not!!!  Why the hell is “funny cats” our top search term!!!  I’m not a cat guy, I make fun of cats, I mock cats, SCREW CATS!

What the hell!!!

My response was simple:

You Screw Cats?  EWWW! LOL

I had the same affect

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