February 13, 2008

Maybe I spoke too soon?

Oh no..one of my previous jobs might be umm...outlawed.  The Ace of Spades lifestyle is under attack!  Circle the wagons!!!!   From Ace! Maybe they are just trying to outlaw people who act like dildos???

Dildos at the Supreme Court

Via Eugene Volokh, it looks like the Supreme Court will be considering laws which prohibit the sale of sex-toys.

The Texas ban on dildoes -- yes, it expressly mentions "dildo" -- has just been struck down by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit. The law, the court held, violates Lawrence v. Texas right of "adult consensual sexual intimacy in the home."

On this, the Fifth Circuit disagrees with the Eleventh Circuit, which upheld a similar Alabama law last year.

I love this country.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 03:08 PM

Funniest comments: 
4 Christians are deeply conflicted about sex.

6 Dildos don't vibrate, so who cares? (by Joanie)

10 Oh and if they ban dildos, they're also gonna have to ban jelly jars and fists.  'cuz some people just can't tell the difference. (by Joanie)

16 In related news, cucumber sales in Texas just dropped by 90%

19 They can have my dildo when they pry it from my cold, dead, Vaseline-crusted fist!

Posted by: National Dildo Association at February 13, 2008 03:43 PM (kKgTD)


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