September 18, 2008

US out of that Euro-Pansy sport NOW!

You all know how I feel about soccer.  Now I was watching CNN <cough cough> since I don't have fox news here and they were talking about the AIG bailout and they made the connection that Manchester United was owned by AIG.  Well the US Government just acquired over 80% of AIG. This means that we the tax payers now own Manchester United.  As a US Citizen, I demand that my government give up any and all stakes of that Euro wannabe sport! Immediately and at all haste!!

By the way Adi told me at the bar that I would have gotten killed if I voiced my opinion about that wimpy ass sport at Mike's Place! LOL

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at 09:45 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Your such a dork. You're a 'football fan' so you should re-evaluate what is and is not a wanna be sport. Maybe if US manned up, took off the padding and helmets and played some real ball, it would be more interesting

Posted by: The Girl Across the Hall at September 19, 2008 08:38 AM (V+ylD)

2 Why don't you tell that to the Dallas Cowboys....LOL I dare you, tell them to man up!  

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at September 19, 2008 08:52 AM (GzEKp)

3 Considering their joke of a track record in past years ( I remember when they were way cool and then turned to crap play wise) ....'nuff said

Posted by: The Girl Across the Hall at September 19, 2008 01:38 PM (V+ylD)

4 LOL but now they are cool again!  No no they are better than cool, they are clear contenders this year!

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at September 19, 2008 01:42 PM (GzEKp)

5 GO Pats!

Posted by: Shawn at September 19, 2008 08:51 PM (C5Dzc)

6 "There's only one kind of football. What you call American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.1% of you aware there is a world outside your borders may have noticed no one else plays "American" football. You should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). You should stop playing baseball. It's not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of the U.S.A.. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team stripe, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs."

Sums up American 'Football' perfectly. 'Nuff Said

Posted by: The Girl Across the hall at September 25, 2008 09:46 PM (2IMyQ)

7 American football is the BEST!!!! and it kicks ass...Euro pansy football only gets interesting once the fans riot!  What the hell kinda sport is that?  That it takes the fans to riot to get interesting?  BORING...Soccer is like baseball...boring until brief flashes of interest.

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at September 25, 2008 10:58 PM (oJmZE)

8 Hey girl across the hall....umm...Americans are the world...LOL  We are the worlds policeman in case you haven't noticed.  Hell Canada and Mexico are almost states! (Mexico should have been a state after the trouncing we gave her in the Mexican American War).  And, if we let Benedict Arnold have the support of the Continental Congress back before he went over to the Brit side Canada would have been conquered as well.  The entire North American mainland would have been US soil (Manifest Destiny baby!!!!)

Posted by: Robert Woolwine at September 26, 2008 05:03 AM (oJmZE)

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