August 20, 2007

Arkansas's minimum age to marry = 0!

From Ace again!

I guess it's simply a case of the law acknowledging actual local practice.

It's actually a mistake in the drafting of the law, but it will be seized upon to make fun of bumpkin Arkansas, which is how it should be.

A law passed this year allows Arkansans of any age -- even infants -- to marry if their parents agree, and the governor may have to call a special session to fix the mistake, lawmakers said Friday.

The legislation was intended to establish 18 as the minimum age to marry but also allow pregnant teenagers to marry with parental consent, bill sponsor Rep. Will Bond said.

An extraneous "not" in the bill, however, allows anyone who is not pregnant to marry at any age if the parents allow it.

"It's clearly not the intent to allow 10-year-olds or 11-year-olds to get married," Bond said. "The legislation was screwed up."

Thanks to Alice H.

Razorback Bashing: Eh, why not. Kaspar Hauser:

You know why there's no "CSI-Little Rock"?

The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.


Here are some really funny comments!

5 Sure, we could fix the legislation.

...ooooor, we could nuke Arkansas.

Posted by: z ryan at August 20, 2007 01:11 PM (DG+tE)

6 If I dee-vorce my wife, is she still my sister?
Posted by: Bumpkin at August 20, 2007 01:17 PM (Gv4O0

7 Arkansas State Motto: Thank God for Mississippi.

Oddly, also the state motto of Alabama.

Posted by: Toby928 at August 20, 2007 01:22 PM (evdj2)

8 Y'all know how an Arkansas mother knows when her daughter is on her period?

Posted by: wiserbubba at August 20, 2007 01:24 PM (wWwJR)

9 Her son's cock tastes funny?

Posted by: Toby928 at August 20, 2007 01:26 PM (evdj2)

14

It appears the "Clinton Lobby" is at it again...

"...I did not have sexual relations with that zygote."

Posted by: everydayjoe at August 20, 2007 01:48 PM (LlfEB)

16 Speaking of Mississippi,  I believe it is the only state in which you can marry under the age of 18 without parental consent.  17 for males and 15 for females.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2007 01:58 PM (m2CN7)

17 We also know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas, or we would call it a teethbrush.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 20, 2007 02:04 PM (pzen5)



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