April 11, 2008
Obama To Rural Pennsylvanians: Vote For Me, You Corncob-Smokin', Banjo-Strokin' Chicken-Chokin' Cousin-Pokin' Inbred Hillbilly Racist Morons
Bumped. And flaming-skulled.
Well, it is what he said, more or less.
Actually he said this at a San Fransisco fundraiser (of course), but I can't wait 'till Pennsylvanians hear about this. Obama on the "resentments" of small-town Pennsylvanians:
You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them...And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not.And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.
Nevermind all that stalking and sodomizing of city-slickers from Atlanta.
This isn't Obama "misspeaking," either. Remember, in that speech on race -- the greatest speech since Abraham Lincoln -- he first seemed to allow that white Americans had legitimate complaints about affirmative action and black crime rates, but then claimed those frustrations were actually misdirected anger about corporations.
This is pure leftist cant -- it's all "false consciousness" stuff, all what our Corporate Masters want us to think, playing us all against each other as they line their pockets with our sweat and tears.
Guns, border security, even religion itself aren't really legitimate points of interest. Instead they're all part of the "culture of fear" indoctrinated into us by the corporate emperors really running this country.
Thanks to Larwyn.
Click here to read the whole thing! This is clearly why our friendly ewok is CPAC blogger of the year! Because as I said before - this is just part one. Part two is where you get the humorous part of why Ace rules just so much!Obama Sends Actor Ronnie Cox To Mend Fences With Small-Town Folks
An emissary of hope. And change. And banjo.
It's patriotic, too, y'all. You heard Yankee Doodle Dandy in there, right?
I feel so fuckin' healed right now it burns like ice.
Hmmm... I have linked not one but two videos starring Ronnie Cox today.
I am betting this is a blogospheric first.
I think someone owes me another Blogger of the Year award or somethin'.
Oh, incidentally: It's not dueling banjos, for crying out loud. One of them is a guitar.
But I guess small-town folk refer to jess about any old music-makin' device as a banjo. The difference is this is a banjo you finger and strum, this here's a banjo you blow into, this otha one here is one of them Grand Banjos you sit yo'self down in front of and tickle the keys of.
Those poor Pennsylvanian bastards! Those inbred rednecked uneducated fools just dont know any better. I cant wait to see what Middle America has to say about this. Because G-d knows those liberals wont see anything wrong at all with what the Messiah has to say! Is this Obama's equivalent of the Dean Scream????
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