Britney News - Ace would hit it

Not Surprising: Britney Spears Shows Her Ass
Surprising: Looks... Reasonably Good

It pains me to say this, but yeah, I'd still hit it.

Bewitching minx! Out of my life, for once and for good! Begone with you and your Milf-y gedonkadonk! Darken my sexual-fantasy door no more!

Thanks to Nordbuster.

Contrary Evidence: The Britster on a strip pole (light content warning).

Eesh. Not that good.

0 Y'know, I'm torn on this issue: To hit it or not to hit it, that is the question.

On the one hand, I'm OK with the big butts, and she's definitely got that Sir Mix-a-Lot action going on. So my bulbous nether regions scream: HIT IT!

On the other hand, there's no telling where that stuff's been by now. Someone who'd do it with K-Fed obviously has no standards at all, and she's no doubt got enough antibiotic-resistant diseases to occupy an entire lab full of CDC specialists. So my brain screams: DON'T HIT IT!

Therefore, it's one of those cases where it would depend on how drunk I was. Let's face it, enough Valu-Rite vodka, and I'd go gay with Ace. There are no moral compunctions that cannot be overwhelmed with sufficient quantities of cheap vodka.

Posted by: Nordbuster at July 30, 2007

Ok guys this comment had me in TEARS because I was laughing so hard!

19 This is not the ass I ordered.  Please take it back and bring me the ass I asked for. No, no, no. I specifically requested the Model 1998 Brittney Spears ass you had in your ad.  This ass is not that ass.  I should like to speak to your supervisor now, please.

Posted by: eman at July 30, 2007 08:34 PM (F/DIG)

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