Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

I just did!  Oh my...I am still wiping the tears from my eyes catching my breath....Oh shit that was fun!

Here was the scope.  From Ace! LOL

Science Finds Jessica Alba Has Perfect Shake With Those Fries

The mathematically perfect hips-to-waist ratio, resulting in the ideal waggle.

I'm really only linking this for this line, right from the story:

The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition ...

Why was I not informed? I'm pretty sure I could have made it to the national quaterfinals, easy, if I'd known they were running a Jessica Alba Sashay Beat Off Competition.

Via Allah.

Here are the comments that were just so hilarious that I was in tears:

I don't understand the fascination with Jessica Alba, she's cute alright, but she just doesn't have that womanly thing going on.

I prefer the Raquel Welches, Linda Carter and Selma Hayek types, curvacious and bodacious baby..
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#5 so you like really old women?
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JB,

As a matter of fact I do! What's your mom doing tonight?
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JB,

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