August 29, 2007
Here was the scope. From Ace! LOL
Science Finds Jessica Alba Has Perfect Shake With Those Fries
The mathematically perfect hips-to-waist ratio, resulting in the ideal waggle.
I'm really only linking this for this line, right from the story:
The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition ...
Why was I not informed? I'm pretty sure I could have made it to the national quaterfinals, easy, if I'd known they were running a Jessica Alba Sashay Beat Off Competition.
Via Allah.Here are the comments that were just so hilarious that I was in tears:
I don't understand the fascination with Jessica Alba, she's cute alright, but she just doesn't have that womanly thing going on.
I prefer the Raquel Welches, Linda Carter and Selma Hayek types, curvacious and bodacious baby..
#5 so you like really old women?
As a matter of fact I do! What's your mom doing tonight?
my mom is 96 you sick bastard!
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