July 19, 2007
Humor - about me again. 
I am a nerd - and a geek - and I guess a moron blogger now.
Moron blogger is easy - I am a HUGE fan of Ace of Spades. If you read this blog you will start to notice their irreverent sense of humor. Some of the stories are just so out there - but that is only part of it. The comments too - Ace has these commenter's like WickedPinto, Nice Deb and others that add such a depth to the story that just constantly crack me up. Here are a couple of stories that are my absolute favorites - if you do read them - make sure you read the comments too.
SHOCK STUDY: Men think about sex an awful lot - yeah big surprise isn't it! I wish this kind of research was around when - you know - when I had my adult business! LOL Now, in this post its really the comments that just make it one of the best threads EVER! Here is just a sample:
2 99% of the time. The mornings are the worst.
Posted by: morning wood at October 24, 2006 06:12 PM (+aNmG)
8 I know I'm always thinking 'where's dick and why was I so mean to him all these years?'
Fooking feminism.
Posted by: syn at October 24, 2006 06:40 PM (6OatE)
11 I challenge anyone to construct a situation where a man cannot introduce some element of sex into it.
Having sex.........with my wife.
Ba-dum-ching! I'm not even married. Here all week folks.
Posted by: Entropy at October 24, 2006 06:52 PM (Uh5fR)
Shock Study: High Schoolers, Collegians Drink To Get Buzzed, Then Hook Up
17 My God, Buddha, without giving too much detail out, where do you work? Sounds like you've got some true believers in the AoS lifestyle in your workplace.
I dig it!
tmi3rd
Posted by: tmi3rd at October 23, 2006 09:22 PM (dAEQV)
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I am a nerd - and a geek - and I guess a moron blogger now.
Moron blogger is easy - I am a HUGE fan of Ace of Spades. If you read this blog you will start to notice their irreverent sense of humor. Some of the stories are just so out there - but that is only part of it. The comments too - Ace has these commenter's like WickedPinto, Nice Deb and others that add such a depth to the story that just constantly crack me up. Here are a couple of stories that are my absolute favorites - if you do read them - make sure you read the comments too.
SHOCK STUDY: Men think about sex an awful lot - yeah big surprise isn't it! I wish this kind of research was around when - you know - when I had my adult business! LOL Now, in this post its really the comments that just make it one of the best threads EVER! Here is just a sample:
I'm a man, and I only think about sex when I'm awake or I'm asleep. What's the big deal?
Posted by: eman at October 24, 2006 06:10 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: eman at October 24, 2006 06:10 PM (FWrFx)
2 99% of the time. The mornings are the worst.
Posted by: morning wood at October 24, 2006 06:12 PM (+aNmG)
8 I know I'm always thinking 'where's dick and why was I so mean to him all these years?'
Fooking feminism.
Posted by: syn at October 24, 2006 06:40 PM (6OatE)
11 I challenge anyone to construct a situation where a man cannot introduce some element of sex into it.
Having sex.........with my wife.
Ba-dum-ching! I'm not even married. Here all week folks.
Posted by: Entropy at October 24, 2006 06:52 PM (Uh5fR)
Now here is one other post.
Shock Study: High Schoolers, Collegians Drink To Get Buzzed, Then Hook Up
Now this is probably my favorite article. Here is some of the reason why - from Ace's commentary:
Thanks to Slublog, who reports he used to "pre-game" in his college days, in order to have a "nice buzz on" for "Family night" when he'd get to sit in his dormroom and beat it to Kristy MacNichol.
Who, you know, wasn't really very cute at all.
And here are some of the comments:1
Thanks to Slublog,
who reports he used to "pre-game" in his college days, in order to have
a "nice buzz on" for "Family night" when he'd get to sit in his
dormroom and beat it to Kristy MacNichol.
Typical blogger can't get his facts straight.
It was Peter McNichol.
Posted by: Slublog at October 23, 2006 07:44 PM (w7bpS)
Typical blogger can't get his facts straight.
It was Peter McNichol.
Posted by: Slublog at October 23, 2006 07:44 PM (w7bpS)
7
One of my daughters is heading off to college next year. I want to send
a bodyguard with her, but I can't afford it. So, I let her know if any
college asshole goes anywhere near her, I will pull his arms off and
use them to pound him into chunky salsa. I will keep alert for this
"pre-game" term. Maybe I can convince her to go lesbian just until she
graduates. I knew more than one that did just that. It was easier to
study.
Posted by: eman at October 23, 2006 08:03 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: eman at October 23, 2006 08:03 PM (FWrFx)
11
"Maybe I can convince her to go lesbian just until she graduates."
Now thats what I'm talking about! I can't see anything that could go wrong with this plan.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2006 08:11 PM (rnOZq)
Now thats what I'm talking about! I can't see anything that could go wrong with this plan.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2006 08:11 PM (rnOZq)
14
This is an improvement over my college days, which involved all the
women at the party getting drunk and hooking up with someone
else.
Posted by: The Unabrewer at October 23, 2006 08:34 PM (CDwI3)
16
For some people this behaviour doesn't stop at uni.
At the office Christmas party 2 years ago, a group of people, some who were old enough to know better, started pre-drinking at someone's house. That's right they paid for alcohol that they would have gotten for free if they waited 2 hours.
Some of them actually turned up drunk to the party. The big boss was not happy.
Oh, and that wasn't the last time that group pulled stunts like that. In our old building we were right near a major drinking establishment. One Friday night 2 of them get pissed, borrow someone else's security card who had full access to the entire building and go the the first aid room to have sex. Since they didn't have condoms they ripped apart the first aid kit in there and in the kitchen looking for one. Why they thought one would be there is quite beyond me. The cleaner's young teen daughters thought junkies were breaking in and alerted their parents.
Posted by: darkbhudda at October 23, 2006 09:13 PM (YlKJH)
At the office Christmas party 2 years ago, a group of people, some who were old enough to know better, started pre-drinking at someone's house. That's right they paid for alcohol that they would have gotten for free if they waited 2 hours.
Some of them actually turned up drunk to the party. The big boss was not happy.
Oh, and that wasn't the last time that group pulled stunts like that. In our old building we were right near a major drinking establishment. One Friday night 2 of them get pissed, borrow someone else's security card who had full access to the entire building and go the the first aid room to have sex. Since they didn't have condoms they ripped apart the first aid kit in there and in the kitchen looking for one. Why they thought one would be there is quite beyond me. The cleaner's young teen daughters thought junkies were breaking in and alerted their parents.
Posted by: darkbhudda at October 23, 2006 09:13 PM (YlKJH)
17 My God, Buddha, without giving too much detail out, where do you work? Sounds like you've got some true believers in the AoS lifestyle in your workplace.
I dig it!
tmi3rd
Posted by: tmi3rd at October 23, 2006 09:22 PM (dAEQV)
See what I mean - this stuff just writes itself.
Even now, as I am cherry picking the comments I am laughing! If you
enjoy South Park - you will enjoy this blog! I know I do - every day!
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