Some moron humor

This is the sort of humor I like - Moron humor the kind that Ace of Spades Life Style seems to excel with.  It just cracks me up so much and puts me in a very good mood.

Well, I am so glad this thread was not put up before I knew of the girl's vacation - it would have been in bad taste.  But now that they are home and this is a new thread I don't have that concern (now when I go on my vacation that will change!)

Anyway this thread was from WickedPinto's blog and the subject is "A Long list of things I never want to hear my pilot say..."

Here are some of my favorites:

Allah Akbar!
Okay, who brought the Valu-Rite? (This is a reference to Valu-Rite VODKA)
Shit, that was the last beer.
Weeeeeeeeeee!!!
Sure hope this thing can float.
“have we secured large collection of poisonous snakes? Good, lets take off.”


Some others I can think of
Did you have the Fish or the Chicken?

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

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