July 27, 2007

The Ghey! Update: Respect the Cock!

Oh one just has to laugh at this!

Silk Pony (aka Presidential candidate John Edwards) is now claiming that he broke his rib having sex with his wife! 

Here is ace's comment on it:

Everything this guy says.

Everything.

Ev. Er. Ee. Thin. Geh.

Manhandled by his own truckstop of a wife.

What the hell is Elizabeth doing to this poor delicate man?


UPDATE: 

Respect the Cock: Edwards Brags He Broke His Wife's Ribs During Sex

Not buying it. What I buy is that he broke her ribs while trying to feng-shui the ottoman near the breakfast nook.

But he claims: He breaks bitches.

Thanks to the knuckle-dragger Rightwingsparkle.

Edit: I totally misread this as having been about John's ribs being broken.

Damnit. It was soooo much funnier that way.

Thanks to Allah for reading this shit for me.

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