August 20, 2007

Conservative Babe of the week!

Thanks to Wizbangblog!  Kevin (the owner) has posted the Conservative babe of the week and I must agree!

Click here for pics!
And she has her own blog! COOL!

Enjoy!
And, according to Paul - one of the co-authors, she will be blogging at Wizbang.  Wizbang is one of the blogs I browse nearly every day.  COOL! Beauty and Brains, cant wait to see what she has to say!

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Racy Music Videos

Mary Jane Girls - In my house


Apollonia 6 - Sex Shooter


You know I tried to find Vanity's Nasty Boys on youtube - not there.
Prince's Get off - not there!  Youtube are such prudes!

Morris Day - Fishnet


Wrecks n Effect - Rumpshaker



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Arkansas's minimum age to marry = 0!

From Ace again!

I guess it's simply a case of the law acknowledging actual local practice.

It's actually a mistake in the drafting of the law, but it will be seized upon to make fun of bumpkin Arkansas, which is how it should be.

A law passed this year allows Arkansans of any age -- even infants -- to marry if their parents agree, and the governor may have to call a special session to fix the mistake, lawmakers said Friday.

The legislation was intended to establish 18 as the minimum age to marry but also allow pregnant teenagers to marry with parental consent, bill sponsor Rep. Will Bond said.

An extraneous "not" in the bill, however, allows anyone who is not pregnant to marry at any age if the parents allow it.

"It's clearly not the intent to allow 10-year-olds or 11-year-olds to get married," Bond said. "The legislation was screwed up."

Thanks to Alice H.

Razorback Bashing: Eh, why not. Kaspar Hauser:

You know why there's no "CSI-Little Rock"?

The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.


Here are some really funny comments!

5 Sure, we could fix the legislation.

...ooooor, we could nuke Arkansas.

Posted by: z ryan at August 20, 2007 01:11 PM (DG+tE)

6 If I dee-vorce my wife, is she still my sister?
Posted by: Bumpkin at August 20, 2007 01:17 PM (Gv4O0

7 Arkansas State Motto: Thank God for Mississippi.

Oddly, also the state motto of Alabama.

Posted by: Toby928 at August 20, 2007 01:22 PM (evdj2)

8 Y'all know how an Arkansas mother knows when her daughter is on her period?

Posted by: wiserbubba at August 20, 2007 01:24 PM (wWwJR)

9 Her son's cock tastes funny?

Posted by: Toby928 at August 20, 2007 01:26 PM (evdj2)

14

It appears the "Clinton Lobby" is at it again...

"...I did not have sexual relations with that zygote."

Posted by: everydayjoe at August 20, 2007 01:48 PM (LlfEB)

16 Speaking of Mississippi,  I believe it is the only state in which you can marry under the age of 18 without parental consent.  17 for males and 15 for females.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2007 01:58 PM (m2CN7)

17 We also know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas, or we would call it a teethbrush.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 20, 2007 02:04 PM (pzen5)



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A Non-Manic Monday

hehe...yeah its a relaxing Monday!  Not too uncommon, but still a nice surprise.  Gotta chat with Chris and Dan.  Collected about $45,000 on the job..with two phone call (that rocked).  Ran some errands for the company and myself.  And, I am watching our shop employees build our canopies for our parking lot (YAY!)  It's already 101 degrees!   But, overall not too bad.  The day is half way done and I probably spent about 2 hours in the office.  During that time I threw up about 4 blog posts.  I am being productive and now just checking my classes.

Life is good. and now it is relaxing! I think its getting time for some videos to make up for the weekend. (And since I missed the Old School show last night - because I was watching the History Channel).  Tonight, I will watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - after I hit the gym.

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Teh Funny!

MUST SEE....Freaking hilarious!  - Disclaimer NSFW!

From the king of moron bloggers - Ace!

CLICK HERE!!!

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My name - expansion from previous post.

Originally, when my parents planned for my birth my name was supposed to be David Clayton Woolwine.  That was what was planned and the entire family knew about it.  Well, obviously it did not happen that way it was planned.   Here is why.

My grandfather suffered a stroke while driving home from work.  How he managed to get off the road safely I have no idea.  He suffered the stroke on May 5th 1972.  My grandmother's birthday is May 6th and at that time my grandfather was having brain surgery and passed away.   On May 7th, that was my uncle's Birthday (his son's birthday.  On May 8th I was born.  While I was being born my mom was giving birth to me. She could not attend the funeral of her father.

When my mom and I were released from the hospital, my aunt Mary kept calling me Robby and Robby Dobbie  and other baby names.  It just sort of stuck.  My mom and grandmother told me it was an honor to be named after him and that he was always watching out for me. 

I wish I had gotten to met him.  That was the one thing in my life I wish I was able to do.  But, sometimes I do sense his presence, though I couldn't describe it, it's just something I feel.  

So, that is how I became Robert Clayton Woolwine.  (And even then there was a time when I was about to change my name and drop Woolwine - but that's for another post.).

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COWBELL!!!!

I got a fever, and it needs more COWBELL!!!!


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Today is a special day

Today is the day my parents were married.  August 20th 1966.  They never divorced - despite being separated since January 1991.  If they were alive today they would have been married 41 years.


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More about me - My mother's family.

My mother's family is who I am closest too. 

Let me just start back to as far as I can go.  My Great-grandmother Jenny Singaus/Singloff.  She was born in Russia. I do not know the exact city, but I heard it was near Lithuania.  She lived there until the Russian Civil War (1917-1923).  She ended up in China as a refugee. I know she settled in Harbin, China because that is where my grandmother was born.  My Great grandmother was hit with the butt of a rifle and nearly blinded in her left eye.  When she came to the States, her husband was already dead.  She married his brother who got their family into the US.  When he passed away, he died right in front of my mom when she was a teenager.  Believe it or not he died in the middle of telling a joke and they thought him becoming quiet was part of the joke my mom said.

My Grandma Luba Golenpolsky (my grandfather added the sky when they came to the United States and the pol was added by my Great-grandfather when they were in China). My grandmother is still alive and she is so happy that I am going to Israel next year. LOL  She sounded so excited.    I will do a separate post about her late.   So I will just move on to my grandfather.

My grandfather Robert Golenpolsky (yes I am named after him- I was supposed to be named David Clayton Woolwine) was a great man.  During World War II he was an ambulance driver in Shanghai.  He spoke at least 18 language fluently.  Every dialect of Chinese, German, French, English, Yiddish, Hebrew, a bit of Japanese, and Russian.  I heard stories about him taking his 4 wheeled ambulance into a two wheel drive..to make sure his passengers got to the hospital!  He was an ambulance driver in the French Quarter of Shanghai.

My mother was born in Shanghai in March 27, 1945 - Mifa Golenpolsky (she became Woolwine).  She lived in China until about 1948. 

They already had family in the US (my mom's great uncle) he lived in Minnesota.  When the Civil war happened in China he had some serious connections.  He knew President Richard Nixon's law partner.    Richard Nixon helped my mom and their family leave China and helped them emigrate to the United States before he became Vice President!  When President Nixon died and was buried in Yorba Linda, CA (about 20 min from me at the time) I was tempted to go and pay my respects.  Because I would not be here if it wasn't for his efforts in getting my family out of China and into the United States. 

My mom's family left China and they ended up in Germany in a Camp...while all their belongings (furs and Jewels and cloths) went to Israel.  For a while they debated on going to Israel or to the US.  My grandfather, I have been told, wanted to die an American.  I have some of his belongings and he was a huge fan of JFK. 

They ended up in Germany and stayed there for about 2 years until the Visa's came through and then they legally emigrated to the United States.  They followed the laws and entered the country legally around 1952.  They settled in Southern California.  There are pictures of my mom as a very young child on a boat holding her portable toilet seat.  She was so cute! LOL.  I honestly cannot imagine having to do that.  But after hearing about thing things my mom witnessed in China (the civil war) and such they made the right decision to come to the States.

My grandfather applied to work for the FBI as a translator, and he got a letter back from J. Edgar Hoover thanking him for his application and that he would have been a valuable asset but he was past the age requirement.  My grandfather worked a variety of jobs and my mom said growing up he was like a big kid, he loved playing jokes on my mom's friends.  My uncle (Sam Roberts - he changed his name)  was the first person from their family born in the United States.  My uncle is a musician, he loves playing blues.  That is his passion.  I wish I could say him and I get along well...but he tends to view my sister and I as teenagers.  LOL.

When my grandmother was in the hospital (we thought she was going to pass last year because she has Congestive Heart Failure).  He tried to enforce HIPAA against us from finding out her status.  I literally blew up at him on the phone (I am in Arizona and he was in California) and I disowned him.  I really did.  It take a hell of alot to upset me.  But he did, and I caught him lying - given my experience in the medical insurance industry. He lied, he got caught and I wrote him off at the time.  We ended up patching things up.  And, I think he has a bit more respect for me, but when I talk to him I do tend to tread on eggshells.  But, I owe my life to him.  He saved our family and I will get into that when I do my post about my father and my mother.  Sufficient to say, I do love him and I owe him my life, despite our disagreements.

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August 19, 2007

Some music clips to relax too

It cannot be a weekend without some music!  So, lets just keep the mood on the down low and relax.

Enigma - Saddness


Art of Noise - Moments in Love


Dido - White Flag


Enigma - Return to Innocence


Just listen to this beautiful music and relax and let the stress just dissipate.

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School's done!

YAY!!!

And in damn near record time too!  I just need to post feedback.  WHOOO!!!! The rest of Sunday is FREE!  I love weekends!

So, how is everything going?


Update: 5pm Even the feedback is done.  All is good!  YIPPEE!!

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August 18, 2007

FOOTBALL!!!!

YEAH!!! BABY!!!! Dallas just spanked Denver!  31 to 20!  OOOH RAH!!!! 

DALLAS!!!! DALLAS!!!!

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What to say what to do

Well, on Fridays I usually post some videos.  Yesterday was not a normal evening.  It started normal enough.  Left work and went to the gym after the gym my boss and I went to Avondale to the Verizon store and more importantly a Fine Wine store (right next door) and it was awesome!  My boss who collects wine was impressed.  Though she thought the Crystal (sp.) was a bit pricey at $260.00 a bottle.  Though she did say, if it was from a good vintage it would be worth it! LOL  She bought a couple of bottles of wine and I am probably going to be heading back over there tomorrow after I set up my classes.  They had an entire section of microbrewed beer and some other creative beer.  Strawberry Beer, Apricot beer, etc.  And, they had Cigars!  My bro-in-law will need to visit!  He is the Cigar expert, and if he is impressed I might grab a couple from him. LOL

Once I got home, Chris emailed me about Tasha's blog post.  And instantly a nice Friday turned sad.  I feel just sad for both of them.  And, that is what prompted my post from last night.  I hate seeing Tasha sad and depressed.  Then, Chris, Dan and I were chatting in the chatroom about the day's events and Tasha's post and as we were talking we had a visitor.  Yair showed up. 

He showed up about 30 min after my post.  We were kinda nervous, to be honest.  We didn't know what to expect...but the visit turned out very nice.  He is a good guy, and they are both going through a very stressful time.   After he left, I was torn, should I tell Tasha or not.  In the end, yes, I told her.  I felt it was the right thing to do.  To tell you how much I was debating this, Yair stopped in around 8 pm my time.  I didn't send the note to Tasha until about 11 pm my time. 

Around midnight my time Tasha came into the chatroom.  Dan and I filled her in with what was going on.  We apologized for causing any additional hardship and hoped that she was feeling better.  And, had a very nice visit with her trying to help her, as much as we can, through this rough time.  After about 40 minutes, the conversation began to wind down. 

It was a very nice visit with both Yair and Tasha, I just wish it was under better circumstances.  Take care everyone!

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Tasha and Dishka Friday is BACK!

Omri has started Tasha and Dishka Friday back again! YAY!!!

Here is the link!

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How is everyone doing today?

It's kinda hard to find things to blog about...today. So, tell me how is everyone doing today?

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August 17, 2007

Tasha needs some love

Everyone is probably already subscribed to Tasha's myspace blog, bit if some of you are not, please stop over there and give her some words of comfort.  She really needs it.

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New Purchase - Camcorder

Today after getting my contract to teach two more classes, I decided I was going to purchase a camcorder.  (Big surprise I know)  My sister was telling me that I didn't need to do that, I could just borrow hers.  Thats really nice of her, but I need my own so that I can practice with it (never used one before).  So, going to pricewatch.com (VERY GOOD WEBSITE) I searched and found one I liked.

JVC GZMG130 -Everio Hybrid Camcorder.  It has a 30 Gig HDD, 34x Optical Zoom and Night Vision!   I got the 4 year additional warranty and a 2 Gig SD Memory Card.   I think I am set in the camcorder department for now! 

Total cost:  450.00

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Peace Colleges aka places to pick up college women

Over at Ace's moron blog, there is a story about "Peace college" and I have to say, we already have that - they are called college's.  I just think these leftists are trying to implement their own "Babe theory of politics." (Guys you will want to check these links) LOL

Here is what Ace has to say:

Peace College Opens, *Finally;* School Hopes To Attract Students With Promise Of Easy Hairy-Legged Hippie-Whores

It's just so crazy it might work!

Two problems:

1) We already have plenty of "peace colleges." We usually call them "colleges."

2) The curriculum seems to consist entirely of ending war by "legitimizing disagreements by learning to recognize The Other." Okay, good. "You are The Other; I hereby recognize you in all your diverse Othertude." That takes us all the way through the third period Monday the day it opens. What the hell do you teach for the remaining 7.99998 semesters?

I guess that's where the hairy-legged hippie-whores come in.

Damn. If only.

I wonder if they'd let me audit a couple of classes on Advanced Marxist Critiques of Comparative Effeminacy and How To Convince A Hippie-Whore That John Lennon's Imagine Is Actually An Extended Metaphor For Anal.

Now, how is this different from regular colleges?  Seriously, when I went to Cal Baptist my academic adviser was the chair of the political science department.  In my Congress and the Presidency class I wrote a paper just bashing the crap out of Jimmy "The Dhimmi" Carter showing how ineffectual his presidency was.  When I got the paper back on the back of it my professor (my adviser) wrote a 2 page rebuttal trying to show that my views were skewed and somewhat inaccurate.  I still got an A-.   This was at Cal Baptist, a very conservative and religious college! 

I guess what I am saying (in a wordy way) is that all this college will be doing is feeding off its own.

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2 new classes

Wow, I have 2 more classes starting on Monday (well I set up the class on Sunday).  I will now be teaching 6 classes.  These new classes are called Skills for learning in an Information Age.  I am now teaching 3 of those classes and three classes of Supervision and Leadership.

I think I will now purchase a very nice Camcorder in preparation for my vacation! LOL  Now what kind of camcorder should I get hehe

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August 16, 2007

MUST READ - Very funny

I got this from my secretary.  Click here and enjoy the butchering of the English Language - Chinese Restaurant style

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