YES this is Old..but funny (All your Bases are belong to us)

And, it's a classic!

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Congrats to Tasha and Dishka

The Hey Clip now has over 16 million views! hehe  YAY!!!  What an amazing achievement!!!

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Virtual Friends Vs. Real Friends....which is better??

Written By Chris

well the first thing that comes to mind is virtual friends don't usually ask to borrow money, like real friends can..hehe.....and bad breathe is never a factor either, what a bonus!!!  it seems virtual friends see the good side of all of us!....because we put forward are kindest and best self...only real friends watch you fall on your ass after drinking to much...or maybe your hair cut sucks! Or out of style....BUT with online friends we only have our words to use : this is the confusing part of it for me. So many misunderstandings online, sometimes misunderstandings are funny, : what the hell have we been talking about the last 10mins????…I thought you meant…..also if your words suck sometimes...well you suck right along with them...you can't wink or give facial expression...I think one of my strong points...oh well. Well the possibility for trickery is higher on the net...yeah.  It takes a little longer to weed out the bad also....I can do that pretty quickly in person.... I realized that losing ppl (friends from the net) or the possibility of it....wow is serious business.., kinda feel the same hurt...damn this net thing was supposed to be a very limited relationship right ? wrong...most ppl care about their online friends in a similar ways…. 

Other issues come up also...how guarded to be about yourself, your life.. Hard thing to know... you ever notice also people can kinda spy on each other a little; funny, I think they have laws against that in real life ….LOL. Sometimes people go further and world's collide...hey maybe we should meet, it would be cool! we have been talking for a year already!! But will it ruin it?, ....The point is I never would have met these awesome people, if not for my dumb computer!!!!! You kinda expect to have things in common with other Americans like Robert and Dan, but to have so much in common with Tasha and possibly Yair (you have some potential dude) from that incredible kick ass place called Israel . Let’s just call all of them real friends!!!! here is why : there are no "virtual" people typing onto the computer key board!!, we are REAL.....Well, this i my first time around everyone, and it’s not like me at ALL., I’m glad I changed my mind though.  Chris,

UPDATE:  By Robert:

Nice post Chris.   This is something I wanted to blog about as well, but I haven't came up with the right words to express myself on the subject with clarity.  I feel pretty much the same way.   I never thought something like this would happen from the time I started watching Tasha and Dishka's clips.  Hell I never made a tribute video unlike Dan, Steve, or Chris - I just commented and messaged Tasha.  Even at the time I don't know if I fully expected a response...I figured she had hundreds of messages   But look now.  Over 6 months later and we are blessed with having wonderful friends.  It is amazing that next year I will actually have the pleasure of meeting them.   It is even more wonderful that I can count them as friends.  Not online acquaintances...but friends who trust and care for each other.   Lital and Yair Thank you, thank you for letting us share apart of your lives and thank you for your trust.

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Best Chat Evah!!!!!!!!!!

First, I have to say sorry to Dan, Shawn, Steve.  I generally email them whenever we have important visitors in the chatroom.  Sorry guys.  I was multi-tasking as it was....

BUT!!! Tasha and Yair were in the chatroom!!!!!!

Not only that but they were in the chatroom for at least 30 min!!!  And, my G-d it was  a PARTY!

Yair came in the chatroom and I had just missed him.  I dropped him a note telling him sorry I missed him...and then the next thing I see it was both of them in the chatroom LOL and Tasha telling Yair to get me in there LOL.

So, I was in there, and to start off it was the three of us and I was pinging Chris on Yahoo to get in the chatroom as he missed Tasha on Friday night.   For most of the chat it was Yair, Tasha, Chris, PSI and myself and man it was rockin!   The conversation kept jumping around LOL from the video camera's (Tasha got a new one too), to this funny clip on Google that everyone thoroughly enjoyed (here it is), to my upcoming trip to Israel and meeting both of them and them trying to teach me Hebrew LOL, and then I asked about Dishka, and I swear probably 10 other things that I just can't remember. LOL

Unfortunately, I had to leave first.  Damn that was the worst luck, but I had to, work was over and I had a personal trainer appointment that I had to keep.

Oh, I made Yair admin of the chatroom. LOL  and Chris told me Tasha kicked him out of the chatroom. LOL  What an awesome time....I really cannot wait to meet them...Let June come faster now! LOL

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My new Toy

My new camcorder came in today. 

It is a JVC Enverio GZ-MG130.
It is an High Def camcorder that has 37 hours of internal storage (30Gig HD).
34x Optical Zoom

Here is the amazon.com specs for the camcorder.

There is so much reading material for this thing.  But, I know I got a good one, my boss is absolutely jealous. 

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New Heep Clip - Simpe Life - Ice Cream girls

I can just see the Van Halen song -
Im your ice cream man, stop me when Im passin by
They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
LOL Anyway!

We have a new clip! YAY!!! Click here to view it.

In this episode our intrepid heros, Tasha and Dishka are serving Gelato (I believe it was that as opposed to regular ice cream) to the hungry masses!   Honestly, this was a much better clip than the construction worker one, the girls looked like they had fun again!   Plus they got to sample the goods. And we got to see Dishka learn how to make what looked like a waffle cone.   And, I might be mistaken, but did Yair make an appearance in the clip? (Dan says I am wrong)  This was great!  The music was great and the guy with the guitar at the end, I thought he was going to start singing Closing Time by Semisonic.  One of the best of the Simple Life series!   

Enjoy the viewing!   I know I will.

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Tasha's inspiration and other new clips

Death Cab for cutie - A movie ending script

(Thanks Luc for the link!)

Plain White Tee's - Hey There Delilah


Rhianna - Umbrella

Yeah I posted this once before, but the song is cool.

Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girl

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Copied from Ace - CRAZY HUMOR ALERT!!!! Do not drink while reading.

Here you have been given fair warning.  I practically ruined my keyboard after reading this. I am just coping this in full - it is that fucking funny!  Click here to read the comments!  My only question is where do I submit my resume? LOL
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Good News: Scientists On Verge of Creating Artificial Life Which Will Solve Most Of World's Problems, Including, Inevitably, the Problem of Human Existence

Hey, I've read the books and seen the movies. We all know where this train is heading.

That first cell of synthetic life—made from the basic chemicals in DNA—may not seem like much to non-scientists. For one thing, you'll have to look in a microscope to see it.

"Creating protocells has the potential to shed new light on our place in the universe," Bedau said. "This will remove one of the few fundamental mysteries about creation in the universe and our role."

And several scientists believe man-made life forms will one day offer the potential for solving a variety of problems, from fighting diseases to locking up greenhouse gases to eating toxic waste.

Bedau figures there are three major hurdles to creating synthetic life:

-- A container, or membrane, for the cell to keep bad molecules out, allow good ones, and the ability to multiply.

-- A genetic system that controls the functions of the cell, enabling it to reproduce and mutate in response to environmental changes.

-- A master plan of infecting all humans with the Frankenplasms and turning them into mindless zomborgs for use in mining cobalt for our soon-arriving Neptunian masters

The last point is a paraphrase, but I'm pretty sure it's an accurate one.

I imagine they'll have to keep a certain number of unaltered humans around for breedstock, probably in the Strangelovian proportions of ten women to each male for the most efficient procreative mix.

I just submitted my resume. I've got skills the Neptunians will need. For example, I just started a blog called Submit Or Be Disintegrated, All Hail The Neptunian GodSquids. They're gonna need that kind of thing if they want to keep human resistance to a minimum. I've been doing this three and a half years for Karl Rove; my Dark Lord has never expressed any dissatisfaction with my work.

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Hot babes in politics!

Yeah yeah, I already discussed PJ O'Rourke's "Hot Babe political theory" - here is just a refresher - wherever the hot babes end up politically that they generally win because they attract the guys.  It's a pretty sound theory for the most part, I think the only real execption I can think of is in Lebanon were the babes were out in full force for freedom and Anti-Syrian control and they have not been successful due to the Israeli-Hezbullah war and expansion of Hezbullah domination in the country.

Can you guys remotely imagine if Tasha and Dishka were politically motivated?

Anyway, here in the States we have Wacko's like Cynthia McKenney and Maxine Waters.  Then we have gasbags like Cindy "Sacred Anti-Semite" Sheanan and must I even mention Hillary Clinton?  Not very inspring.  On our inspiring side we do have Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Mary Katharine Hamm on the right and Kristen Power on the Left - they are all HOT!   But, they can all now take a back seat to HER (Michela Vittoria Brambilla) - thanks to Jack M!  My G-d she is fierce, red-head and conservative.  And Jack says, well let me just paste it:

Did I mention that she was a former Miss Italy contestant? No? Well she was.

Sigh.

We get Cankles the Hildebeast and Italy gets Jessica Rabbit.

At least I still have Fox News' Ms. Suzanne Sena to provide me with some measure of comfort.

Which is good. Because everytime I watch that YouTube video, I start to feel aForza Italia in my pants.

Enjoy the clip!


What is it with Italian female politicans - they have it all they have porn stars and former Miss Italians running the country (or at least hope to) LOL This sort of makes me wish I was Italian LOL.

Best comment in Ace (well Jack M's thread so far):

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2007 09:57 AM (5UgG/)

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What I love about my job

There are a few things.

1st.  Here I am its 8 am and I am online. LOL  Not only online but I write most of my blog posts here at work.  How cool is that?

2nd - Everyday, the company buys us breakfast AND Starbucks LOL - Though if I decide to get starbucks that usually IS my breakfast LOL

3rd - Everyday the company buys us lunch.

4th - we only get a 1 week vacation.  But, when I told Deanna (my boss) that I was going to Israel and wanted to take two weeks she was totally cool with that.

5th - When there isnt anything to do we are free to use the net for personal use (yeah that's tied to #1, but a bit different).

6th - I have two secretaries that do my bidding LOL (Yes they are the ones that nicknamed Tasha and Dishka the jiggly girls - after they watched the Hey Clip) LOL

Those are just some of the things I enjoy about my job.

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Man proposes to woman at the Astrodome and gets BURNED!

Yea, it's sad.  Yeah, its embarrasing as hell.  But, damn I guess anyone in the astrodome can't do anything right. LOL

On Foxsports, they report that not even a wedding proposal can go off smoothly! LOL  Here is the jist of it:

With the couple on display on the stadium's jumbotron, the male fan got down on one knee to present the ring. The woman, wearing a replica Astros jersey, appeared to dump a bag of popcorn on the man before hastily making her way up the stairs amid a chorus of boos, the newspaper reported.

Now, as I said, it's sad and funny.  Wanna know the funny parts?  The comments both on fox news and on Ace! (Yeah my sense of humor is sadistic) but at the same time wouldnt you have sort of judged whether or not your hope-to-be fiancee would say yes?  Anyway, enjoy "teh funnah":
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"Gimme an "L", gimme an "O", gimme an "S", gimme an "E"....

and I hope she flipped the crowd off real good!

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Now this dude "cbucks17" is a totally glass-half-full kind of guy!!  Learn from him, I say!

"He never had to hire a divorce attorney AND he got half of her popcorn...sounds like a win win."
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10 Shouldn't he have chosen a more romantic location? Like at Taco Bell or maybe the Men's Department at Sears?
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do yer proposing at home, hopefully facilitated by some liquor just to make sure you get something out of the evening.

That's what I did.  Not because I was afraid she'd say no, but because I was afraid she'd say yes.

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19 Lawyers have a saying: never ask anyone a question unless you already know the answer.

This is why.

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25 That's why you never propose unless you're 100% goddamn sure she's gonna say yes.  At least this guy probably got some pity fucking from some girl at the ball park out of it. And like my granddaddy used to say, "Pity fucking is still fucking!"

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Like I said, sad but funny.

Update:  8 am   You would think he would have tried to forsee this.  Considering he was going to be proposing infront of 50,000 people?  Oh wait, he did this in the Astrodome, more like 30,000 people. hehehehe

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New Tasha Clip!!!

I leave work come home and lo and behold we have a new CLIP!!

I really really enjoyed this clip, it was perhaps one of Tasha's most powerful clips since 30 million, most emotional clips since Where I'm Headed.  You can see the emotional roller coaster that she is on throughout the clip.  The music just adds power to it. All I can say is that this was one of Tasha's best - you can tell there was alot of her in this one.

I just made a comment on it, and I will simply repeat it here:

Beautiful and Amazing.  I hope I never upset you.  Tasha your a gift and you have a gift.

So, without further adieu - Enjoy!

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Classic Dance Tune

I bet you if you hear this song, you will remember it!

Mel & Kim - Showing out (Get Fresh at the weekend)


RIP Mel - passing away at 23 years old is WAY to early.

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The problem with Sociologists. . . .

Is that they are Sociologists.  I, in all my years, cannot think of one productive thing they have done.  To justify part of my view we have the New York Times discussing a convention in San Fransciso (big shocker there) called, "Is there anything good about men, and other tricky questions?"  Ace comes up with a slam dunk comment right off the bat,

At Least Your Ancestors Were Probably Alpha Males: 80% of All Women Reproduced, But Only 40% of All Men

Which probably means that a sizable fraction of your male ancestors were rapists, though this article doesn't exactly say that.

There are so many issues with this "study" that I honestly do not know where to begin.   Let's take this quote:


What Dr. Baumeister is saying is that society, every society competes and exploits its members, particularly women.  Yet, they do not justify or try to prove their point.  They are trying to relate it solely to our society and even there it fails.  In Ancient Rome, women could not vote, but they were very powerful nevertheless.   I can name many women in ancient history who yielded more power than many of their contemporaries.  Hortensia who stood up to Trumivers (Octvian aka Augustus and Marcus Antonius) over being taxes.  Queen Boudicca who rebelled against Rome and almost kicked the Romans out of Britannia.  Fulvia, wife of Publius Clodius and M. Antonius who led a rebellion against Octavian.  And, if I went searching into Jewish History I know I could probably find other examples and in the Eastern Roman Empire (Byzantine) there were Empresses who blinded their own son's so they keep unlimited power.  While they may not have been the norm, one cannot deny that woman have wielded as much power as men.

Update:  2:20 pm Funny comment of the day:

Posted by: Fierce Scorpion at August 21, 2007 01:16 PM (DE7cN)

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I am a Zionist

Since I was 6 years old I wanted to be lawyer (probably even younger).  I have since made a promise to myself that if I do not make the aalyiah then I will go to law school.  If I do make the aalyiah, then I will be satisfied with my life and will fulfill my deeper need to be in Israel.  So, yeah I am a Zionist.  If I could I would move to Israel today.  I honestly am looking so forward to my vacation that it is very difficult to express in words because it's such a deeper sort of longing and I just am not good at expressing myself especially when it comes to my feelings.  It just is something that I feel I need to do.  Even if I do not know anyone in Israel, I would somehow still feel like it was home, except home never felt like this.

Anyway, I cannot really pinpoint a time I became a Zionist, but my awakening happened due to my lawsuit when I was fired from a job because I am Jewish and a non-Christian.  Since then that seed was germinated and being exposed to various blogs and media have only strengthened my positions.  Meryl Yourish (the first blogger I ever read) has a policy about her blog being completely Pro-Israel.  I love that idea.  Her blog is one of my favorite's and I have been reading her blog for almost 4 years now.  Between her blog, LGF, mere rhetoric and many others they offer a view that is not represented in the Media and serve as a counterweight to various Israeli double standards. 

I feel like I should post more on Israel, but honestly, I just do not know enough - and I don't want to come across as an idiot.

There is a blog I read that is entitled - the case for the expansion of Israel - and I find that very interesting.  I have been debating Omri on the merits of annexing most or all of the West Bank and giving Jordan part of it.  I am also interested in reading the Winograd Commission Report - from last year's Hezbullah war.  And, I am fascinated by all the political parties in Israel, though if I had to choose I would support Former PM Benjamin Netanyahu for Prime Minster. And, I was a strong believer of Ariel Sharon until Disengagement.

My grandfather wanted to die an American.  I want to be in Israel.  When it is my time to die (hopefully many many many years in the future), I would like to be in Israel.

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Do you feel old now?

If not, read this list. (From Ace):

BELOIT COLLEGE'S MINDSET LIST®
FOR THE CLASS OF 2011

Most of the students entering College this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989. For them, Alvin Ailey, Andrei Sakharov, Huey Newton, Emperor Hirohito, Ted Bundy, Abbie Hoffman, and Don the Beachcomber have always been dead. 

1. Rush Limbaugh and the “Dittoheads” have always been lambasting liberals.
2. They never “rolled down” a car window.
3. What Berlin wall?
4. Nelson Mandela has always been free and a force in South Africa.
5. Pete Rose has never played baseball.
6. Rap music has always been mainstream.
7. Religious leaders have always been telling politicians what to do, or else!
8. “Off the hook” has never had anything to do with a telephone.
9. Music has always been “unplugged.”
10. Russia has always had a multi-party political system.
11. No one has ever been able to sit down comfortably to a meal of “liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
12. Wal-Mart has always been a larger retailer than Sears and has always employed more workers than GM.
13. Being “lame” has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled.
14. Al Gore has always been running for president or thinking about it.

There are lots more.  Click here!

Do you feel old yet? LOL

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YAY!

Everything is alright in the world!  The Sun is shining and its a new day!   All our worries can go away!

I know the above is a bit convoluted.  But, those that know will understand. LOL!

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History Channel

Tonite the History Channel is airing a series on debunking the 9/11 Truthers!  YAY!!!  They are totally going to dismantle the conspiracy theories.  Hot Air, Michelle Malkin, LGF, and many other blogs are going to be live blogging this series!  Allahpundit's coverage is probably going to be the best - as he has no life! LOL.  Tune in on the History Channel.  I am going to be TIVOing it!

Update:  7:45 pm EVERYONE should watch this so that we will never forget.  This will be like a punch in the stomach for most of us.  But, we cannot forget what is in store for us by the followers of Allah.  We must stand vigilante and fight the good fight.

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Something you don't see everyday

Camel kills a woman by trying to have sex with her?

Yep, according to Ace! - You already guessed that!

I bet you assume its going to be something like Catherine the Great and the horse rumor - right?   Wrong, this time it was not consensual LOL!

Pam Weaver's body was found by her husband Noel at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane.

The 24-stone camel, which had been hand-reared on another farm and was less than a year old, was wandering in their back yard.

He had knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour.

Umm, so many questions, but uh...I don't want to know! LOL

And, dare I need to say the comments on Ace's website, freaking hilarious!


Update:  Funniest comment EVAH!

Posted by: Aye Chihuahua at August 20, 2007 06:49 PM (N+a6w)

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Vacation Update - Luggage Edition

I think I found the luggage I am going to purchase.  My boss recommends Samsonite Spinners. She said they are the most durable and travel worthy (given that she has travelled around the world) I think she is giving really good advice.

So, I have been exploring Macy's - lo and behold they are having a huge sale.  50% off.  I am thinking of getting three bags (2 for clothes and 1 for souvineers) LOL.  that should be about $500.00!  Yeah...thats a grip of money for luggage - but it will probably the the only luggage I will need for at least a decade.

Here is the link!

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