Hitler being told that Dallas lost the Playoffs

TOO FUNNY!!! Must view!!! TOTALLY Comedy gold!

From Ace of course!

Re-enactment: Hitler's Generals Inform Him His Beloved Cowboys Have Been Routed

Very funny.

And true, no matter what Bryan from Hot Air thinks.*

* At least it was true in my day and my area of the country, which was not the Dallas area. Any kid who liked the Cowboys just didn't have that American impulse to support an underdog or an upstart. Any kid who liked the Cowboys in the 70's and 80's -- and who wasn't from Dallas -- just wanted to go with the Master Team and enjoy the Torchlight Parades and the Party-Approved Displays of Aryan Female Flesh.

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Dance Clips again!

Nightcrawlers - Push the Feeling on


Black Box - Right on Time


Robert Miles - Children


Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe

And here is one that Tasha and Dishka sampled in one of their clips.

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2 more classes!!

Today I just got approved to teach 2 more classes beginning this Sunday!!! WHOOOO!!!!

Man I am eccastic!!! A bit closer to my vacation!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!

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Awesome Dance Songs

Bizarre Inc - I'm Gonna Get you baby


Amber - Sexual

This song is cool - video a bit wierd.. LOL But when I hear this video I am taken back to EarthLink's Christmas parties...for two years they played this song and everyone was dancing.  Fun times!  Man I miss really good company parties! 

Jocelyn Enriquez - Do you miss me?


Planet Soul - Set you Free


Abstrac - Right and Hype

One of my all time Favorites!  WOW I so remember this song!  SO COOL!!!! Nice memories.

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Long day!

Today is a LONG long day.   Not necessarily a bad day - just way too long.

I get to work around 5:30 am - its tax season so I am trying to get the W-2s done.  I run out of forms - so I have to begin the process all over again...I dont really have to start it over again..but I want to keep everything consistent.  So, I have to come into work early again tomorrow!

Then I do my regular job...collecting money and trying to get raises entered and vacation times approved.....joke with my secretaries...make fun of one of their love triangles...LOL - this is Michelle - the one who named the girls the "jiggly girls."  So, that was fun...by this time I go and get the company breakfast - Starbucks RUN!...hehe  By this time is about 8:45 am.

Now I have to deal with various job issues....then the water line died...we have no water at all in the office! LOL  You just have to suck it up if you have to go to the bathroom. hehe...

The checks get here finally..its a good day - about 20 Grand.  It's now after 1 pm.  We have gotten lunch - Booster Juice.  And now I am just ready for the day to end....but I have an hour and a half to go.  Then its to the personal trainer from Hell LOL!!!  All this time I was getting updates from my sister and emails from Tasha, Chris and Yair.  No chatting today   No one has been online on Yahoo!

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Facebook update

Since everyone will want to know Tasha has left facebook for the time being.  I wish her the very best.  And I wish her the good luck on her upcoming finals.

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The end of Olmert???

G-d I hope so!  What a fucking disgrace..almost as incomptent as Clinton...but Mere Rhetoric is reporting that the coaltion government that has kept Kadima in power in Israel is about to whither away...why .....well because Olmert keeps trying to negotiate with the terrorists who are bent on destroying Israel.   He has gone so far as to not rule out the possibility of a divided Jerusalem!!!  Well...here is Omri's blog post.  He was on the One Jerusalem Bloggers Conference call...and he has links to various other sources including the one that the Shas Party is about to bail from the coalition as well.  This should have fucking happened at the release of the Winograd report  - the one about the Second Lebanon War last year.  But hey as long as Olmert is out and Netanayu is in as Prime Minister and I will be very happy!

One Jerusalem says they've got the goods on the story:

One Jerusalem has learned that one of the Olmert Government's key coalition partners (the Yisrael Beiteniu Party with 11 seats) will be pulling out of Olmert's government today: A direct result of Olmert launching negotiations over "core" issues (which includes the division of Jerusalem) with the Palestinians to satisfy the Bush Administration. During the past month, as One Jerusalem provided a platform in Israel for Israelis to voice their support for a united Jerusalem, pressure has been building on Right-wing members of Olmert's coalition to leave the government. Today, we are told that Avigdor Lieberman will lead his political party out of the government.

It's not impossible because Olmert and Lieberman are in negotiations today. But all of the leaks leading up to that talk were going the other way. Plus Lieberman's core issue is Iran even more than it is Jerusalem, and Olmert may ask him not to leave right when the Iranian crisis is threatening to reach a boiling point (which it perennially is - another instance in which Israel's enemies do more to keep the country united than Israelis themselves might like).

That said, it doesn't look like Lieberman can pull out of the government for at least the next week. First, it would be perceived as abandoning the government in the face of what's about to become a firestorm of international criticism. Second, you expect that the Palestinians are going to huff and puff and suspend talks for the near future - because heaven forbid that Israel would demand the right to protect itself while making territorial and security concessions.

UPDATE: One more reason why Lieberman won't bail after what just happened in Gaza: if he leaves, Shas probably has to go with him and he would effectively bring down the government in a time of escalating conflict. He's got to get out some time - and we honestly thought it would happen months ago - but today's not looking too good.

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More classes

YAY!!

I have been requested and offered to teach two new classes in March!

This will allow me to finally get my cc paid and to start working on paying for the plane tickets to Israel.

I asked my sister to hunt down the most inexpensive tickets to Israel   She has a gift to find excellent deals and I hope that gift will assist me!!  So, everything is on target for my August Vacation!!!!

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A sad day

And I wonder what Senator Ted Kennedy has to say - from the Wall Street Journal - BOTW

Gwen Kopechne, RIP
Sad news form the Wilkes-Barre (Pa.) Times Leader:

A mother who lost her daughter in a well-publicized automobile accident in Massachusetts nearly 39 years ago was remembered Saturday as a caring woman who loved talking, drinking coffee and making pancakes for breakfast.

Gwen L. Kopechne, 89, died on Dec. 20 at the Valley Crest Nursing Home in Plains Township.

A small gathering of family and friends attended a Memorial Mass in her honor at All Saints Church in Plymouth.

Family photographs pasted on a board were placed near the altar, and two pictures showing Gwen, her late husband, Joseph, and their only daughter, Mary Jo, were placed on a table beneath a Pastoral candle.

Gwen was laid to rest in St. Vincent's Cemetery in Larksville next to her husband and Mary Jo, whose life immortalized the family when she was killed in the accident on Chappaquiddick Island on July 19, 1969.

Mrs. Kopechne lived almost four decades longer than her only child, who was 28 when she died. As far as we know, Ted Kennedy has no comment.

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New Tasha and Dishka Tribute - From Luc

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Round 2 - Let the games begin.

It's a new week and we all know what that means...more primaries.

Tuesday - Michigan
Saturday - South Carolina and and Nevada

Let's hope Fred Thompson is able to have an impact on the race - since Guiliani is pretty much out of the race.

Let's pop that popcorn and open up the beer or harder stuff becuase it will certainly be needed!

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Damn Cowboys!

Well hell...it's done.. I was SO sure they would win..until Romo choked!  Damn it thats 50.00 I lost! THANK YOU COWBOYS...America's team yeah right! LOL  Well next year I hope will be good.  So much for the Superbowl!  At least I don't have to spend 5k on tickets! LOL

Fuckin' Cowboys!

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Old School Sunday!

KRS - One - Mc's act like they dont know


Rodney O and Joe Cooley - Everlasting bass

Man I remember this song back in the day when I delivered pizza's I was SO into car speakers and had a couple of 12 inch speakers and a tiny amp LOL...but man I would crank this song up and roll down the windows   Well I used to do that with alot of songs... the louder the better.   And the more bass the better LOL.

Hi C - Sitting in the Park

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Whooo!!!!

Another phone call with Tasha!   Hopefully becoming somewhat a bit more regular of an occurrence.  The last time was Christmas Day.  As always a very enjoyable expereince.  She left facebook - but is now back on facebook.  Anyway, it was a great call - and one I hope to make again soon!

I have to add...that it was overall the best of days because I got to essentially spend about 6 hours with Lital from the point that I called her to the point that we stopped going back and forth with emails.  It truly was the best of days!

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80s clips!

Yeah, I am in a time warp recently with the 80s. LOL  What can I say.  Anyway, here are more cool videos from the time when MTV actually meant Music Television! Instead of stupid reality shows.

Culture Club - Time


Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies


Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart


Heart - What about love

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Hey Clip Tribute - from Luc

For the 19th Million anniversary



Unique and a great job! Very cool!

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The Bucket List

There are a few good movies out there that I really want to see...I saw one of them today.  The bucket List starts Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.  It was a really good movie.  The jist of it is these two men are creating a list of things they want to accomplish before they die.  And then shows them going through the process of completing their list and at the same time learning about the joys of life. 

It really is an interesting concept to put a list of things you absolutely must do before you die.  I think I am going to do it - create a list like that.  First thing is to go to Israel! hehe...what will be on your list?

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Ace's and Lauraw's News round up

and by news..you know I mean deviant round up.  Enjoy!

Friday Perv Roundup

Hey hey HEY NOW, drop the car keys, I'm not saying they're actually coming for you. Though it couldn't hurt to keep an eye on that blue van parked across the street.

This is just a post which encapsulates a few random items of perv news.

I have to include this headline:

Masturbators come together in Copenhagen

HOT on the heels of San Francisco and London, Copenhagen is to host a masturbate-a-thon in May which organisers hope will help break lingering taboos about self-love.

Pia Struck Madsen, a sexologist in the Danish capital, said her goal was to see men and women from all backgrounds join an event that promised "pleasure, relaxation and sexual self-discovery".

Isn't that what the internet is for?

Hey, c'mon Pia: You're just trying to get your freak on in public.

The only reason they won't drop this charade of social altruism is because there's a whole other level of difficulty in securing a permit to hold a Mass Onanism Extravaganza.

Or maybe not. It's Denmark. Could have been the exact wording on the application, for all I know.

Dude gets caught carrying ammunition in his rectum. Which is a perfectly legal activity for you and me, but not for him.

Oenophile backs out of wine-for-sex trade.

....after getting two bottles of inexpensive fortified wine, she used one to hit him in the forehead.

Bremerton police were called to the 7-Eleven convenience store at 802 Sixth Street at about 12:58 a.m. after receiving word of an assault, reports said.

There they found the 48-year-old Seattle man with two large gashes on his forehead from a bottle of Thunderbird wine.

Thunderbird? Can't really blame the little guttersnipe for getting violent.

Naked stalker pleads guilty.

A San Pedro, California, man arrested in the Newport Beach home of Nicolas Cage -- naked except for the actor's leather jacket -- pleaded guilty Thursday to felony stalking and was ordered into a drug rehabilitation program.

Not a good look for a man.

Transvestite comes out at own wedding.

Factory worker Dean Dudley, 35, said his vows in a suit so as not to take attention from bride Robyn Overton.

But after the ceremony at Barnsley Town Hall, he slipped into an ankle-length gown for the reception, reports The Sun.

Dean, who turns into Deanne to go clubbing with Robyn, said: "It was the first time I told my family. Their reaction was pretty good. They accepted it."

That's hot, but thinking ahead to the honeymoon, I have to assume that the schwanz just absolutely devastates the intended effect of a pretty negligee. Wrecks the drape.

Good idea: taking an S&M vacation with a coworker
Bad idea: Billing the whole trip to your employer.

The pair who worked at a Dortmund retirement home said they had been at a further education seminar in eastern Germany, for which their employer duly paid.

But after a tip-off, the home found out the middle-aged couple had actually taken a holiday apartment used by devotees of sado-masochistic sex near the Dutch border.

Yeah boss...the seminar is about the use of ...various...restraints...and techniques for....subduing, uh...violent patient. Or. Whatever.

It's Friday. Thank goodness.
Kick back and relax, darling morons.

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NEW HEEP CLIP - New Years Eve

Here is the link!

WHOOO!!!!  A new Tasha and Dishka Clip...them celebrating New Years Day!  Yay the girls are back - well sort of..Both in their separate places..but it was very cool!  It is great to see how both of them brought in the new year.  (Well...Sylvester Day in Israel - named after Pope Sylvester.) - Yes I had to look that up. hehe...

Anyway enjoy the clip...it was awesome and even at 2:30 am, I have watched the clip like 4 times already!   It's great to see Dishka's place and her and Dino enjoying life.  It is a new perspective - and a good one.  And, it's always wonderful to see Tasha!  Especially when she was playing the guitar again - and singing!!!!

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80's videos

Pet shop boys - Domino Dancing


When I was a teenager - I remember watching this video as I prepared for my paper route. LOL  I remember recording this video too...though I no longer have a VCR to play those early videos.  When I hear this song...I instantly, in my mind, go back to about 14 years old.  Crazy how songs can do that to you.   But I do think it is one of the Pet Shop boy's best songs.

Nice and Wild - Diamond Girl


Johnny O - Fantasy girl

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